New Swine Flu Vaccine Discovered

If you’d like to avoid Swine Flu then read this.

There are over 80 people in our office made up of approx. 30% contract staff. The permanent members of staff are dropping like flies with Flu like symptoms but it’s not affected any of the contractors. For some reason being a contractor makes you immune to Swine Flu. It’s really odd that isn’t it!?

This Swine Flu pandemic could be stopped overnight by making all staff contractors.